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DestiNation

Chairman's Lounge Radio Mix

A dance track made entirely of the Prime Minister's own words, in an order he never approved.

Boarding passChairman's Lounge class
CBRCanberra
DXBDubai
PassengerDJREELVOICE
FlightDN 124
Gate7.3
Seat22 (upgraded)
0:003:29
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About the track

Every word is real. The order is my fault.

DestiNation is a cut-up dance track built entirely from the Prime Minister's own voice. Every syllable was spoken in public, at press conferences, speeches and interviews. None of it was spoken in this order, and some of it is very much regretting the company it now keeps.

Strap in for a big night in the Chairman's Lounge: upgrades, lounge memberships, the CFMEU, inflation at seven point three, a referendum full of clauses and provisions, a cookbook, a steak, a pudding, and a brief and wholly unconvincing career as a Port Power supporter. Somewhere in there, he leaves his heart in San Francisco.

The joins are left in on purpose. If you can't hear the splices, please see an audiologist, then come back.

Artist
DJreelvoice
Title
DestiNation (Chairman's Lounge Radio Mix)
Genre
Electro / Dance, cut-up satire
Tempo
124 BPM
Length
3:29
Gate
7.3, indexed to inflation
Released
2026

Watch the video

The full video, with every splice on screen, lives on YouTube.

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The DJreelvoice Lounge Fund

Twenty bucks. One more shocker.

If this page raises $20, I'll make another shocker track. That's roughly one airport coffee and a muffin, or one tenth of a lounge membership if you were paying, which, traditionally, nobody is.

Every coffee is fully declared, completely transparent and all hidden away.

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Frequently asked questions

Did he really say that?

Yes and no. He said every word. He did not say them in this order.

Is there any AI in this?

In the beat, yes: the instrumental was created with SOUNDRAW, an AI music generator, then arranged and mixed by DJreelvoice in BandLab. In the voice, none. No cloning, no synthesis, no generation. It is 100% free-range, organic Prime Minister, cut with scissors.

Is this endorsed by anyone in it?

Absolutely not. If you are anyone in it, I'm sorry about the steak.

Can I get an upgrade?

Buy me a coffee and I'll see what I can do. I can't do anything about it.

How it was made

The instrumental was generated with SOUNDRAW and arranged, mixed and mastered with the vocal by DJreelvoice in BandLab.

Credits

Written, arranged and produced byDJreelvoice
InstrumentalProduced by SOUNDRAW
Vocal samplesPublic statements by Anthony Albanese
Made withBandLab, LosslessCut

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